I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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