i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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