Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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