Have you finally orgasmed yet?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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