im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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