You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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