whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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