So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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