Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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