Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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