Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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