if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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