C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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