you win again, gameday.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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