By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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