when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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