So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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