just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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