Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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