Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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