singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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