just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
