all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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