If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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