Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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