Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm at about main and main street
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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