eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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