I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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