Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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