Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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