You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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