Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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