the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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