dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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