what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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