therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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