O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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