how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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