So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I party with great urgency now.
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