Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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