but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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