Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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