talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
hell yes lets make some ravioli
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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