hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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