: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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