Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Send help, water and tortillas.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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