So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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