weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
operation have a gay friend backfired
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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