Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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