i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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